Pew Sitter Gifts

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A large leaf falling on a dog

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Hush puppy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He's a guard dog."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"