Pet Sitting Gifts

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

Vet.

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Christmas Pets

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."