Petting Gifts

Pet a Puppy

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

'It used to be fun to scare door-to-door salesmen... Now, it's all call-centres or the internet...'

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Pick me!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.