Petting Proponent Gifts

Pet a Puppy

Lumbar support animal

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"No, I did not sniff you!"

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'What happened to 'I'm okay, you're okay?''

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Piss Bull

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Old cat with its own stair lift

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

Hillary Clinton's cat.

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"One day, this will all be yours."

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

"I think the dog wants out"

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

'He's very Territorial Army.'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

"I see you have a cat."