Petting Proponent Gifts

Pet a Puppy

Lumbar support animal

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

'What happened to 'I'm okay, you're okay?''

The nice thing about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Piss Bull

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Old cat with its own stair lift

Hillary Clinton's cat.

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"One day, this will all be yours."

'He's very Territorial Army.'

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

"I think the dog wants out"

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

"I see you have a cat."