Petkeeping Gifts

'Hey, do we even need these tunnels? What if we're just doing this to amuse these people?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Billy. The Kid.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Biofelineism

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."