Petkeeping Pillows

'Hey, do we even need these tunnels? What if we're just doing this to amuse these people?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Biofelineism

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."