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"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Hush puppy.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He's a guard dog."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'