Pet Parent Extraordinaire Gifts

Man sees couch full of dog, sign says 'No Vacancy'.

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

The Stubborn Dog

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Examination.

Cat speaking into mobile phone: 'I'm on the Wheelie Bin!'

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

'Let me know when.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

"Someone is approaching the house, Mr. Roscoe. Sir."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Pampered Pets.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

The Upholstery Consultant

"Give us a minute, honey."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Balding dog

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'We really should get him chipped.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"She's very affectionate!"