Exotic Pet Parent Gifts

"She's very affectionate!"

Snake enters through pet door

'For Christmas, I'm taking Bongo back to visit his homeland.'

'I have a pet snake.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Seagiraffes

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Examination.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Hyenas as Pets

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"It's only the wind."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

Vet's Waiting Room

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Persian