Exotic Pet Parent Gifts

"She's very affectionate!"

Snake enters through pet door

'For Christmas, I'm taking Bongo back to visit his homeland.'

'I have a pet snake.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Seagiraffes

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Examination.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Hyenas as Pets

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"It's only the wind."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Persian

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'