Babysitter Extraordinaire Gifts

'But why did Mary and Joseph take Jesus to Jerusalem?'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Daddy cool.

City Zoo: Day Care

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Ah...here they are!"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Acclaimed mother.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.