Babysitting Experts Gifts

What a nice thing to say! Thanks for calling. What's up? Jan said Twig was a terrific babysitter. No surprise. Click. But then she said something odd. About MY daughter? When she got home, their house was spotless. Maybe it was a different "Twig."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby Hairstyles.

Changing the baby.