Babysitting Master Gifts

'Sorry, if you're going to babysit with your boyfriend, you'll have to pay ME $5 an hour.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Local Knowledge

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Fishing sign.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Man fishing with large bait

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'