Babysitter Gifts

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Michael was very well behaved today...well, until he found the matches that is.'

Three frogs watching their tadpoles (colour).

"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."

'I don't know what it is Red Riding Hood, but I'm never happy leaving your grandma with the kids.'

"I'm bored."

"Of course, we love you. Hasn't Maria told you?"

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

Frank and I had such a wonderful evening alone. Thanks for watching our lil' angels on such short notice. I know th- Andrea... What are the kids still doing up?

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'You don't have to look after them much at this age - they don't remember anything.'

Hells angels' babysitter.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"All right. Time to grow up."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

"The job was no picnic. The nights were cold and the kid was restless. All I could do was dream that one day I'd spend my nights watching the waves in Cabo."

A boy and a girl having a meal with their nurse

Babysitter's list of 'Useful Numbers'.

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

"My salary market survey reveals that the Nelsons pay two dollars an hour more than you, and their kids are much easier to babysit."

'Come on, mom! Is there anything better than hearing your school's closed due to snow?'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

Today's Babysitter

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Sitters are so expensive."