Babysitting Antics Gifts

"No we'd better make it Friday. I babysit Tuesday, so I won't be recovered until then."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'