Babysitting Humor Fan Gifts

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"I'm bored."

"I need to know who started it."

Baby Hairstyles.

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Changing the baby.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Time for bed, guys."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Young Gums

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Tilly Slowboy

Maternity Ward

"Where's your nose?"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'