Babysitting Humor Fan Gifts

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Poky Little Pupa.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

"I need to know who started it."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby Hairstyles.

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Changing the baby.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Time for bed, guys."

Sperm Whale.

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Tilly Slowboy

Young Gums

Maternity Ward

"Where's your nose?"