Babysitting Adventures Gifts

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Baby Hairstyles.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."