Babysitting Adventures Mugs

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Hairstyles.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'