Babysitting Mugs

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

Changing the baby.

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

"I'm bored."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'The child is very illogical'

'He's been having temper tantrums. Can you recommend a good anger management course?'

'You don't have to look after them much at this age - they don't remember anything.'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Got a clever one here...'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

"Where's your nose?"

'There's no such thing as 'safe sex'!'

'Oh good! You got the kids to bed!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

Hells angels' babysitter.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Have your grandchildren been visiting again, Cora?"

"We can't leave her with my parents! Do you want her to turn out like me?"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

I've got too many invites for a Friday night! How will you ever decide? She's so annoying! Why do you care? We're going out. Oh, right. I forgot. We're both babysitting. Technically it qualifies as "out."

'. . . well your references are impeccable.'

'Sorry, Holly!'

'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'

We're off now, thanks for sitting,,,

I took your advice and got an eco-friendly baby shower present. Are you sure? � It's carbon neutral, non-polluting and chemical free? Yes! It was more popular than the solar-powered $850 stroller. Way to go, momster! What was it? I volunteered to babysit for 3 nights. I feel a toxic emission coming on.

"If you're so interested in watching reality, how about watching your baby brother?"