Babysitting Chaos Mugs

'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby Hairstyles.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...