Babysitting Chaos Pillows

'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby Hairstyles.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...