Adventure In Babysitting Gifts

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby Hairstyles.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."