Babysitting Challenges Gifts

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Baby Hairstyles.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Changing the baby.