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"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'She's in training.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Michael was very well behaved today...well, until he found the matches that is.'

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

'I don't know what it is Red Riding Hood, but I'm never happy leaving your grandma with the kids.'

Three frogs watching their tadpoles (colour).

"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."

'You don't have to look after them much at this age - they don't remember anything.'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

"Of course, we love you. Hasn't Maria told you?"

Frank and I had such a wonderful evening alone. Thanks for watching our lil' angels on such short notice. I know th- Andrea... What are the kids still doing up?

"I'm bored."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"The job was no picnic. The nights were cold and the kid was restless. All I could do was dream that one day I'd spend my nights watching the waves in Cabo."

A boy and a girl having a meal with their nurse

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'Come on, mom! Is there anything better than hearing your school's closed due to snow?'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Hells angels' babysitter.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Today's Babysitter

"He's been fine - I haven't had to do a thing."

"My salary market survey reveals that the Nelsons pay two dollars an hour more than you, and their kids are much easier to babysit."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"All right. Time to grow up."