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Leaving Dad in Charge of the Baby.

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'