Parenting Experts Gifts

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

Kid screaming 'I want a supernanny!'

Completely out of quarters, Dave did what he had to do to quell Ryan's tantrum.

"Can Joey come out and steal?"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

STRIP Racing children upset by starter gun

A chaos of kids

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"We need the naughty/nice list for all holidays."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Grounded

"Ah...here they are!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

The modern generation!

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'