Dog Sitter Gifts

"Hi, Stuart, I"m here to let you out..."

Could you do that somewhere else? Everyone in the meeting can see you.

"Why did they hire a dog sitter? I can sit on my own."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

There are lots of ways to feed me, Plain, Fancy, Or my favourite, the All-I-Can-Eat-Before-They-Get-Back buffet,

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Dog Birthdays

"Thanks, but he's fine. I won't be long."

City Zoo: Day Care

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

The Baby Walker

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."