Dog Sitter T-Shirts

"Hi, Stuart, I"m here to let you out..."

"Why did they hire a dog sitter? I can sit on my own."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

There are lots of ways to feed me, Plain, Fancy, Or my favourite, the All-I-Can-Eat-Before-They-Get-Back buffet,

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

"Thanks, but he's fine. I won't be long."

City Zoo: Day Care

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."