Dog Bed Sitter Gifts

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Hush puppy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"He's a guard dog."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K