Cat Sitting Gifts

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Cat Show

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Christmas Pets

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Next!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Mog The Week

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Pest Control