Cat Behavior Gifts

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

Have you seen this laser dot?

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"It's amazing how much this plan looks like a mouse hunt."

'Left it's mine, straight it's yours.'

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Even the best dreams can have some anxious moments.

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

Always Be Clawing

"It takes him forever to finish."

"Uh - Oh, here comes old sourpuss."

"How did he manage to get up there?"

"We've had this scratchy thingy a whole year and that stupid cat hasn't touched it ONCE!"

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

'I see you tried giving your cat a bath, again.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Pesticide

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

A cat listening to a record player

Cat House

"Alternative lifestyle."

Cat science and literature

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Cat Show