Cat Behavior Observation Gifts

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I love this time of day."

Cat Reunion

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Hyenas as Pets

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

The revenge of Russell

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Teach me not to care."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'