Cat Behavior Mugs

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"It's amazing how much this plan looks like a mouse hunt."

'Left it's mine, straight it's yours.'

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Even the best dreams can have some anxious moments.

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

Always Be Clawing

"It takes him forever to finish."

"How did he manage to get up there?"

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

'I see you tried giving your cat a bath, again.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Pesticide

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

A cat listening to a record player

Cat House

"Alternative lifestyle."

Cat science and literature

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."