Cat Behavior Buffs Gifts

"It works smart, while we work hard."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Reunion

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Cat Gag Gifts

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'And once more with feeling.'

"It takes him forever to finish."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

"I can't explain it, I have this irresistible urge to lie on his keyboard when he's working at home..."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."