Cat Behavior Buffs Pillows

"It works smart, while we work hard."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat Reunion

Cat Show

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'I hate surprises!'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"That pigeon's at it again."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

'And once more with feeling.'

Cat Gag Gifts

"It takes him forever to finish."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."