Bench Sitters T-Shirts

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Ice Fishing

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

Footballer's Wages

'I love high-definition TV!'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

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Coming soon, wet paint.

'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Park Statue

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

'Justice delayed means more time for billing.'

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"So, desk: yay or nay?"