Bench Sitters Gifts

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

THe UDDER Side

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

Ice Fishing

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

'I love high-definition TV!'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

Footballer's Wages

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

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'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Coming soon, wet paint.

Park Statue

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

'Justice delayed means more time for billing.'

"So, desk: yay or nay?"