Bench Boss Gifts

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Aprons

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Feathered frenzy

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

Spring Training

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'He's a Drunk-With-Power drunk...the worst kind!'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"It's true, I do have tons of money. But, let's face it, one more ton couldn't hurt."

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"I have absolute job security. My buyout would cost them millions."