Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.
Bench Blogger Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for your beloved bench blogger? Discover a range of products that blend humor, creativity, and personalization. Perfect for those who love to share their stories or simply enjoy unwinding with a good read on their favorite bench. Our curated collection features fun mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and stunning prints—all designed to reflect their artistic and blogging passion. Show appreciation for their creativity with gifts that speak to their unique voice and inspire more storytelling.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."
"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."
A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.
Press Freedom
"Stinkin' fake news!"
'Homepage Sweet Homepage'
Snoopy with Laptop
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
"I call it 'rage loaf'."
Whoa
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'
Ruddy bloggers!
'She posted her first blog today.'
Multi-Tasking
'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'
'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'
'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'
'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'
"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."
'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'
'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'
"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
"'C' is for free CONTENT!"
"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."
Witches of Instagram
'Your tweets have quite a following.'
"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."
"What made you start blogging about success?"
Creativity 2.0
"This is off our first TikTok."
"Influence this."
"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."
"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."
Bench Blogger Gifts Collection
Bench Blogger Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for your creative bench blogger's morning coffee or tea—designed to inspire and entertain.
Bench Blogger Pillows
Add some comfort and personality to their space with our creative pillows—ideal for lounging during writing or brainstorming sessions.
Bench Blogger Prints
Decorate their creative corner with striking prints that celebrate storytelling and artistic flair—great for inspiring new ideas and brightening their space.
Bench Blogger T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to showcase their creative vibe and love for storytelling—comfortable, stylish, and uniquely expressive.