Bench Blogger Pillows

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"Influence this."

Witches of Instagram

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'