Bench Lover Pillows

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

"In memory of Lofty Thomas."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'No surf?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"We need to put in more bones."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Introverted Chair

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Feathered frenzy

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'I ran into a whittler.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Spring Training

"Politics has divided everything."

Pandemic Orphans

Sitting down

Crocheting during lockdown

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.