Bench Buddy Seeker Pillows

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Now cut that out!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Little boys

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Travellers

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'It was a gift.'

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Did you spill my pint?'

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."