Gym Buddy Seeker Pillows

'I guess what I'm basically looking for is a man who can pump as much iron as I do.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Exercise now!

Exercising

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Keep Fit.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'