Buddy Seeker Pillows

Little boys

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Cling-On Dog

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Business Target

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'You have a friend request.'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Best Pals