"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."
Good Boy Seeker Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your home with pillows that honor your loyal pup. Soft, fun, and full of personality, they’re ideal for dog lovers who want their love for their good boy close.
Mister Mid-Life Crisis
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
Cling-On Dog
'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"
"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."
"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."
"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."
"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"
"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."
A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".
My Knight in shining Armour.
Do not disturb...
'I've just realised where we went wrong.'
If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....
Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.
Little boys
Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.
"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."
"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."
"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"
"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits."
"You're stealing the blanket."
"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."
Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …
Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as
"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."
"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."
Join me in a cup of tea!
Best Pals
Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'
Good Boy Seeker Pillows Collection
Good Boy Seeker Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate your good boy spirit—ideal for dog lovers who want a daily reminder of their faithful furry friend.
Good Boy Seeker Prints
Decorate with prints that honor your loyal dog. Artistic and humorous, they’re a great way to celebrate your furry friend everyday.
Good Boy Seeker T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirts perfect for good boy seekers! Show your love for loyal pups with apparel that’s as fun as it is heartfelt.