Cosy Seeker Pillows

Dracula's bedtime.

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Ice fisher.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Problem Solving

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Skiing

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"