Cosy Seeker Pillows

Dracula's bedtime.

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Ice fisher.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Skiing

Noah's ark, many lions

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."