Meet Cute Seeker Pillows

"My feelings about her continue to evolve."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

My Knight in shining Armour.

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Do not disturb...

The Wishing Well

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.