Meet Cute Seeker Pillows

"My feelings about her continue to evolve."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Baker Romance

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Speed Dating.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Do not disturb...

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

The Wishing Well

My Knight in shining Armour.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

Funnel of Love.

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'