Gym Buddy Seeker Prints

'I guess what I'm basically looking for is a man who can pump as much iron as I do.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Exercising

Exercise now!

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Keep Fit.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.