Fitness Buddy Prints

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Crawling Marathon.

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Yoga

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"