Hunting Buddy Pillows

'Ben shot my gun twice. You're looking at the first time, and the last time.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Butterflies

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Not now, Oliver."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Nature Lovers

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Now cut that out!'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Where are you going?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

BOO MOO!

Travellers

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Old School Mustaches

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'Fred, we've been together too long!'