Hunting Lover Pillows

'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

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"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Zombie pet tricks.

Punkins

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."